Sunday, September 14, 2008

Helpless, Hapless, Hell, and Hard Times: The Cleveland 4H Club

Having returned just a couple of minutes ago from a night down at Mon City's Aquatorium with my close friend Joe, enjoying conversation and the warm windy night, I can say tonight's game was not my Sunday highlight.

Oh of course it's great that the Steelers have now won 10 straight against the pathetic Brownies, who were stylish picks to win the AFC North this year. Needless to say, I was one of many inside loyal Steeler Nation offended and angry at the slight... After all, it was The Nature Boy Ric Flair who said "To be the man, you gotta beat the man, WOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Well, it was a sloppy, and pretty boring affair actually. When a game does not either come close to giving my fat ass a heart attack or give me laryngitis, it's not exciting. (The Steelers-Colts game in the 2005 Divisional Playoff has been the only game to actually do both) The Steelers held a firm control over the entire 4 Quarters. Derek Anderson threw a couple picks, and one to the resurgent Troy Polamalu! Roethlisberger continues to be efficent, throwing a TD to Ward (the only one of the game) and making some nice deep passes to Holmes. Ben was nailed a couple times, but Cleveland's defensive line is strong. Still, I thought the O-line could've done a little better protecting Benjamin.

Anyway, always good to get a win over Cleveland and take command of the division. Steelers prevailed with a score of 10-6.


The Pirates are still playing????? Get the F*ck outta here!!!!

Hockey season getting ready to start soon too... Those bastards at FSN... I MISS MIKE LANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's it for this week's edition. Tune in next week as I will do a little Steelers recapping, and of course attempt to linguistically eviscerate the Pirates and Bozo The Bob Nutting.


"A couple of pip pip's, a little barbecue, and what have you?" - Shemp Howard (1895-1955)

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