Thursday, August 28, 2008

Best Management Team In Sports?!... HA!

Ordinarily I wouldn't be talking about them with football season on the horizon, but when news like this breaks... Attention must be paid. Scott Boras, agent for Pedro Alverez, the Pirates number 1 pick in the draft is saying that the deal to sign him occured after the deadline. Major League Baseball is now looking into the matter.

Alverez has been delaying his signing with the laughingstock of sports for sometime, and if MLB finds in favor of the Pirates, then one has to wonder... Why has he been opposed to taking the mandatory physical? Could it be he has something to hide? Like some drugs he needs to get out of his system perhaps?... Or maybe, and this is my favorite theory, he got a whiff of how bad the stench of the Pirates was and told his agent in no uncertain terms....

GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Who knows? Bob Nutting is certainly ripe for parody right now though.

1 comment:

Broke But Still Drinking said...

I think I know who is responsible for the high speed chase in Pittsburgh.